Osteoneurosis
Please hold while I scratch this bug bite down to the bone.
My father always said life was not a rehearsal. But that’s the talk of an understudy who never got called.
Anger is an energy. Hey kid, you just invented punk rock.
You’re not saying it is what it is. You’re saying you’ve given up.
I do not know which one of us has written the ending. Discuss.
The thing about pioneering spirit is that it often disappears somewhere over the boardroom.
We hold these truths to be self-evident. Until they’re inconvenient.
I wish red carpets would just fuck off.
I enjoyed it when clocks didn’t rule the world.
I’m not saying there’s a pattern. But there’s a pattern. I’m not saying anything at all.
Eating beans on toast for twenty years doesn’t make you an artist.
Be so good they can’t ignore you. I just want the good of being left alone.
Retirement can’t come fast enough. But I’m running out of deposits.
I tore my rotator cuff reading too much. It wasn’t humourous.
Who even are the bad guys any more. Is it us?
It’s OK, the problem’s still over there. It’s getting it’s head kicked in during recess.
Empty movie theater afternoons are nutritious.
It ain’t half racist, mum.
I miss the innocence of the cassette single.
The great thing about happiness is that it doesn’t matter if it’s yours.
I told someone I love them three times before they turned into a pumpkin.
He said it would be my year. He said a lot of things that night.
I wish growth hackers understood kindness.
If I work hard I will finally be enough.
Conferences are where careers go to die.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed until I cried. Now I just cry until I laugh.
Your message does not find me well.
